theironyofchokingonbandmembers: Why is this movie called Thor its obviously a tragic tale about Loki
greasymaknae: When the exo album comes out i’m just going to listen to it 24/7 and live it breathe it absorb it become it and it will be the soundtrack to my life
maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read is it lead or lead Maybe its Maybelline I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
seokzi: exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo exo ...
fffcuk: bettywhite4ever: fffcuk: it snew today i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word the post that ruined my life
adorableprince: It all makes sense to me now. Their comeback concept is a high school delinquent slumber party with boys that feast on fast food by day and the FLESH OF THEIR ENEMIES BY NIGHT!!! Because they turn into wolves. That are also aliens. From EXO planet. Conquering outer space. Who play manly man sports. With cornrows. And rainbow hair. Ben Ben. Yes.
deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
witneyhouston: im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
laugh-addict: When you see someone you hate is having a bad day
indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
i-killed-the-tree-of-life: i like how we go from to in a split second
mandarkslab: Look for the girl with a broken smile. ask her if she wants to stay a while.
songqian-dt: Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops). Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers. Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers. Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers. Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers. Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers Indians = The advertising motherfuckers
googlebus: honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond
cchannette: jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week. oh my god
strawberry-taffy: ohana means family and family means let’s all adjust to south korean timezones
My grandmother dreamed about a potato the night before my mother gave birth to...– Zelo explaining why he is so pale. (via daehyunniie)
exo: ate doritos and ice cream at a park
fandom: holy shit they ate it at exactly 1:03 pm if you add that up that's 4, multiply it by 3 you get 12 = ot12 and omfg doritos are triangle and ice cream cones are also triangle. satan's number is 3 and triangle has 3 points you know what that means exo is satan's child holy fuck we figured it out guys