i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
i like how we go from
in a split second
Look for the girl with a broken smile.
ask her if she wants to stay a while.
Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops).
Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers.
Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers.
Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers.
Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers.
Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers
Indians = The advertising motherfuckers
honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond
I thought the fandom was back to normal since the comeback is near but…
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god